Scooby Doo killed the Chupacabra!?

Scooby Doo proves all monsters are fraudulent-it's part of "being honest with kids"-so all monsters are crooked land developers in disguise, there is no mystery Velma can't solve, and there is nothing in Life that can't be explained away with half an hour of investigation and ten minutes of exposition. Please-the Scooby formula hasn't changed in thirty years, and You're getting upset with it NOW?!?